My brother and I are watching a lifetime movie from 2004 about these teen girls. And one of them is just like “hey guys guess what I have syphilis”

otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

(via shiage-hamazura)

HELL YEAH

THE CREATORS OF NO GAME NO LIFE ARE JOJO FANS

Nutella tastes bad.

  • what i actually said: i forgot
  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

phantomon:

i hate this fucking website

(Source: dsfhjdsfhskdfskfshdkfaljdl, via nanachos)

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

(via whorerormovie)

ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

(Source: religiousatheist, via amagy)