My brother and I are watching a lifetime movie from 2004 about these teen girls. And one of them is just like “hey guys guess what I have syphilis”
don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position
Nutella tastes bad.
- what i actually said: i forgot
- what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.