burgertv:

use this as your ringtone for when your mom calls

(via lonqutiepatootie)

Anonymous whispered: THIGH HIGHS

shebaing:

That is the Nanashi mating call

You forgot footjobs.

peachems:

koishis:

my waifus are occupying the backseat sorry.

is that a fucking normal orin doll

(via dispelyell)

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

(via keybladekind)

blow-j-simpson:

having fun without cursing

(Source: drip133, via aelita-official)

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

(via faerun)

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

(via radioactive-star-dust)

helhathnofury:

mangameme

↳ Series (3/7) xxxHOLiC

(via satanslemons)

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

(via satanslemons)